feeling down? have a bacon.
*cradles you like a newborn infant while you have a bacon*
I CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON DENNY’S TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER
people that are dorks but also sexually attractive need to either stay away from me or get very very close to me
i absolutely loving see my things reblogged with one reaction tags. it absolutely makes my day. or when someone just comments under it. i howl in bathrooms about it when i should be working.
has anyone ever thought abt boxer!ashton
ashton in an interview before the big fight
"the guy just talks a lot of shit."
"yeah, so i’m not scared." (x)
Better // Calum Hood
side note: oKAY SO LIKE I DON’T KNOW I JUST REALLY WANTED TO WRITE THIS IDEA FOR AWHILE AND YEAH DON’T HATE ME IT MIGHT NOT BE STELLAR SO this is for lexi i hope she hates me for it bye
you do realize that if someone says stop during sex, and the other party continues, that’s rape, right? you just wrote about rape. that’s not cool
don’t fucking romanticize that bullshit. there’s nothing cute about intimate partner assault.
lmfao okay bottomcal. that was clearly my intention. I’m obv that shitty of a person.